Starting the New Year Off!

January 1st

3:48 AM: Food poisoning has me sitting on the toilet until 10 in the morning.

10:20 AM: Engine check light makes a return on my car’s dashboard.

January 2nd

8:22 AM: I call around to get an estimate on how much it’ll cost to do a test for the car. $65.

10:13 AM: Auto shop calls back with an estimate for initial, yet catastrophic, problem fixes: $800 for labor; $400 for parts.

10:15 AM: Four of five coworkers at my job are dead. One is paralyzed.

Just kidding, but I am transferring funds over to my checking account so I can pay off almost all of my Citi Driver’s Edge card off so I can have some room to pay for this massive disaster. Might as well earn rebates on the bill.

The $1,200 bill is only for the worst case scenario when everything is thrown into hellfire. It could get more expensive as more problems are found…

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